Survived another Christmas!

Actually, I managed to leave the country for a couple weeks and avoided Christmas.  (Although a small gathering with in laws in coming up in a couple days so I didn't escape completely) Anyway, I spent two glorious weeks in the sun, siting on a beach.  Now I come home to several feet of snow and the sound of my tan cracking and falling off my face as we speak.  Love that cold winter air!  Winter doesn't seem to care that I spent several thousand dollars to get this warm golden glow... it just wants it to disappear.  Winter is afraid if other people see the nice tan, they will want one too.  Then everyone will go someplace warm and winter will have no one to torment for the next 3 months.  Winter... is a bitch.
I will likely spend a better part of my days unpacking and doing sandy laundry.  All the while, craving chicken wings.  Yes, this is my sad little world for today.  big plans?  Nope!

Day 1 - Sarcazma Lives!

All hail Sarcazma, Queen of the Obvious!  i have dedicated a better part of my life to mocking and stating the obvious.  I feel it is my duty to comment (ridicule, whatever) on the daily goings on in my little world.  I have been provided with so many opportunities to mock, I feel it would be a shame not to indulge myself.  Lets face it, we live in a world where a grown woman can go to the store in pyjama bottoms adorned with everyone's favourite sponge and a grossly oversized tshirt with an enormous Tweety bird on the front and she doesn't get arrested.  Which I absolutely believe, she should!  Since she will not be arrested, I feel it is my duty to shake my head and point out the fact that this woman mustn't have mirrors in her home.  This poor woman!  She can't afford a mirror!  Can you imagine how sad her  life must be... wandering through each day not being able to look at ones self.  To not be able to look at your reflection and say, "what the hell was I thinking when I bought these clothes?"  Ahh, truly sad indeed!  There should be a telethon for these neglected members of society.  "Please send in your donation so that we can supply these morons with mirrors!  For the love of God!  Help us show these people the light! "  Good rule of thumb... if you have slept in it...don't wear it out in public.  Please.  Trust me, the cigarette hanging out of your sloppy lipstick mouth lets me know you like to watch cartoons... you don't need to advertise it with your clothing.