I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR!!!

The worst possible thing ever has happened and I don't think I can go on living!  Why? WHY?!  Did this have to happen to me?  I'm a fairly decent person...I mean I've never killed anyone, or robbed a liquor store...

So here I am, left all alone in my misery to suffer this tragic loss...
Boston Pizza has changed the BBQ sauce they use on their wings!  THERE!!  I've said it!  Oh the humanity...  Why would they do this?  They were perfect, and I loved them dearly.  A close friend and I would venture out a couple times a month just to go and have wings.  Now, I am afraid to tell you, they suck.  Suck out loud they do!  The cruelest part of this horrific tragedy, they still use the old sauce (the one that doesn't suck) on their ribs.  Seriously?  Are they looking for a way to torture me?  So fine; I ate the ribs.  Although I do really like them too so it wasn't a huge sacrifice.  But still... that's not the point!  I want my wings back and I plan on waging a full scale war against BP until they bring them back!!!  Or maybe I'll just whine and bitch about it for awhile...