What is this warm sensation on my skin?!? GASP! The Sun!!!!!

Seriously?!  It's May, and I am excited to see the sun... very sad.  Where is this "Global Warming" I keep hearing about?  It is only in places I am not... mocking me silently.  Anyway, winter is officially done, basketball season over, badminton almost finished so things should be slowing down nicely for us now.  Oh yeah... except for the fact that this weekend we start ripping our yard apart in preparation for the upcoming house addition.  We just did a complete reno of our house 4 years ago hoping to sell it and buy what we really want.  Good news, we did sell it....(actually since we bought it in 1997, we've sold it twice) We have had three private offers on it as well.  In spite of selling (twice) we have yet to move.  We are great at the "selling" part.... not so good at the "leaving" part.  Every house we have attempted to buy has hit a snag at some point usually  involving it appraising too low to make it a logical purchase.  (Despite the charming rumors that we didn't have the money to purchase, which we did THANK YOU VERY MUCH!)  So here we sit.  Defeated.  We have decided that some higher power is insisting that we stay here... no matter how many times we try and leave.  So when my DH suggested we add on instead of leave, three thoughts entered my brain...

1.) If I divorce him, will I still be stuck with this house?
2.) Do I have the upper body strength to dispose of his body after I beat him to death with my shoe?
3.) What if we actually do this?
  So here we are, a few months later with plans drawn up, trusses ordered and permits in place.  What could possibly go wrong?  I'll keep you posted...